OK, WHAT COULD E.U.M.G. STAND FOR?

HOW ABOUT: " EEK! UGLY MAN-EATING GERBILS !!!"

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NOW YOU JOT SOMETHING DOWN

GET ABSURD.....NO, REALLY ABSURD!!

WHEN DONE CLICK HERE

IF THERE'S NO BLUE BOX ON YOUR SCREEN, YOU CAN CLICK HERE TO GET PITHY EXPLANATIONS OF HOW THE GAME WORKS

 OF COURSE, TO SEE THIS SITE IN ITS FULL GLORY (INCLUDING SAID BLUE BOX) YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION

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