THE READING:

THE NYMWIT READS ALL THE NOODLES (INCLUDING HIS OWN) WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THE AUTHORS...

THE OTHER PLAYERS TITTER & GUFFAW

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THE NYMWIT SHOULD HAM IT UP WHEN READING NOODLES!

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ALL PLAYERS  THEN VOTE FOR THEIR FAVORITE NOODLE.

CAVEAT #1:

NO MATTER HOW VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR YOUR OWN NOODLE.

SORRY, DEM'S THE BREAKS

CAVEAT #2:

THE NYMWIT DOESN'T VOTE!