HERE'S WHAT YOUR WACKY CYBER OPPONENTS CAME UP WITH:

"S.T.A.M.P."= STUPID TWITS ACTUALLY MANUFACTURE PORCUPINES.

"S.C.A.R.E."= SALLY'S CLEAVAGE AND REAR-END...ELEPHANTINE!

"S.P.I.T.S."= SHAVING PORCELAIN? IT'S TOTALLY SENSELESS.

 

 

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